YEs yes! Ken is fine and happy, visited GuangZhou over last weekend, and really enjoyed it :) Hope all my fellow sai's are having a nice time at home as well (though I heard school's getting to be sLiGhTly irritating). If it feels any better, work isn't that eggciting either :) But what can I say, it's the things we do NOW that matters, we can only live life straight AND whatever we do echo's an eternity, so it is only good to live righteously and do your best !
Ofcourse, a little help from a certain place wouldn't harm anyone hehe. Too bad HuiZhou (the place I'm in doesn't have a buckies...) and it be darn stupid to travel 2hours just to get to the nearest outlet...

Yet another randomly random stuff I found in my box ... hehehe (basket that day at the office's toilet.. the seat had dried blood caked on it .... like totally lar.. had to freaking use the tissue to SCRAPE off the blood stains and by that time, i nearly lao sai (not mentioning you) on my pants lar... sort of like when you're damn urgent, then u find that the cubicle u go to do not have tissue, then u end up running up and down the several cubicles looking for one with tissues in it... my office only got 2 shared cubicles...

PMS GIRL

This was an actual letter sent to Kotex

Dear Kotex,

I recently noticed that the peel-off strip of my panty liner had a Bunch of Kotex Tips for Life" on it.

Annoying advice such as:

Staying active during your period can relieve cramps.

Avoiding caffeine may help reduce cramps and headaches.

Drink 6-8 glasses of water a day to keep you hydrated and feeling fresh.

Try Kotex blah blah blah other products

Obviously the individual behind this was someone who has never possessed a functioning set of ovaries. Go ahead and tell a menstruating woman that drinking 6-8 glasses of water will help keep her feeling fresh. See what happens and report back. I'll wait.

While you're at it, dump out the coffee at work and remove the chocolate from the vending machine. I garan-friggin-tee that the first responders will be females who just ovulated.

Look, women don't need or want tips for living on feminine hygiene products Younger girls are already hearing "helpful" crap like that from their elderly relatives. Veteran females have already concocted their own recipes for survival, many containing alcohol. Printing out shit advice while sneaking in ads for the brand that was already purchased is just plain annoying, not to mention rude, and Enough to send a girl running to the Always brand.

Mostly we'd like to forget that we even need these products. It's not a fun time, but DO NOT try to cheer us up by adding smiley faces or bunnies or flowery cutesy crap to your products or the packaging. Put the shit in a plain brown wrapper so we can throw it in our carts discreetly and have It blend in among the wine and beer.

There is nothing more annoying than having a blinding pink package announcing your uterine state to everyone in the store. So take your tips for living and shove them right up your ass.

Ovarily Yours,
XXX XXXX